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1. Consult
MINNEAPOLIS STAG PARTY STRIPPERS Entertainment about the place where
you're going to do your party!
2. Choose the stripper/Stag Party stripper agency in
Minneapolis that will listen to you and get you the right
girls you want every time! Don't fall for the company that
will force a decision upon you like our competitors!!
3. When you've consulted with the Strippers and found out what works
best for them, then try and find the place that works for them. Tell
them what you have in mind. If you're thinking about getting a
private room in a bar, make sure it's OK with the owners. |
4. Make sure you give the
exotic dancers enough notice. If you want to be picky, than you have
to give the Strippers enough notice to fit you into their schedule.
If they are any good, most likely they will be busy. Two or three
weeks advance notice is good.
5. A weeknight is always better than a weekend. Some people will
have more availability during the week. Fridays and Saturdays are
usually the most popular days to have Bachelor parties, remember
that. Summer is the busy season.
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6. When picking a place, make
sure there is a private place for the strippers to change. Give them
the privacy to get dressed and freshen up. So if you have a private
party room but not a private bathroom -- like ones that's shared
with the rest of the bar -- that's a problem. The girls need a place
to get ready. That makes it very inconvenient for the girls. It's
also time consuming if they get to the party and they have no place
to change, that's a little something to keep in mind.
7. The Bar management has to be OK with everything. Some people want to
have their cake and eat it too. They want to have your party and
take your money, but they don't want to make things convenient for
the dancers or the guys. |
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BOOK YOUR
Minneapolis STRIPPER WITH US TODAY!A PLETHORA, A PLENTITUDE, A PANOPLY, A PROFUSION OF POWER-PACKED
INDUCEMENTS TO BOOK OUR BEAUTIFUL ‘N BUXOM BABEAGE FOR YOUR
Stag Party:
1.
Our patented straddling, stupendous stripper twister! Lot’s of
laughs indeed for the whole party!
2.
Our whip-cream games! Mouthfuls of tasty fun!
3.
Our provocative, panty-race, private parts exposing premier!
4.
Our raffle ticket sales for our rectifying, remedial, arousing
raffle-rub! A full body massage alone from all the girls!
5.
Our slippery, sweet, sexy, sassy, salacious, saliva-inducing
snail-trail race! Fun for the whole family!
6.
Our tasty belly-button bar for body shots! Be sure to secure
yourself & your bachelor a few of these treats!
7. Our world-renowned girly-girly show! It’s predetermined,
predisposed, and predestined…to produce wood!
8.
Our lovable, lust-inducing, lap dances ala carte! These too, are
pretty much predicated… on producing wood!
9.
We never send dogs! We only send hot, sexy, fun babes unlike our
competition & their all-to-often, butt-ugly, disgusting
crack-whores!
CONTINUED FROM THE HOMEPAGE BELOW
!
10.
We’ve never had a no-show in nearly 3 decades and do not
over-book our girls! Again, unlike our competition, that has
no-shows weekly and does over-book themselves regularly!
11.
We are by far the longest-running, legitimate, owner-operated
agency in the entire Midwest, close to 3 decades now!
12.
We are the sole, the original, the one & only agency that have
not changed our name since we incorporated in 1987! Unlike our
competition who throws As & A1s in front of their name in
attempt to fool you and cash in on our outstanding reputation!
Do not be bamboozled!
13.
We are the only legitimate company, with an office, for nearly 3
decades to come in and choose your babes from an
on-going-updated photo catalog & receive your free gifts too!
Our competition has no office or a photo catalog because of the
shit, reckless reputation for deception and lies that they
established over the years and all their pissed-off past
customers!
14.
We’ll take our time and energy to thoroughly educate you on how
to set up the whole day or entire weekend for maximizing your
party-down-fun with the bachelor, all his buddies, and of
course, our girls!
15.
Our average show is 2-3x longer than our competition and we are
virtually never in a mad rush to leave! Whereas, our
competition’s crack-whores are almost always in hurry to get in
and out of they’re parties fast (no matter how well you may be
treating them) within 60-90 minutes racing from party to party
all night long! The first 60-90 minutes our talented show-babes
are just getting warmed up! You can relax, we’re in no hurry and
we are not going anywhere for a while!
16.
You can choose, depending on the circumstances, to line things
up over the phone quickly with a credit card, or do it the ideal
way by coming into our new, comfortable, spacious office, choose
your babes & receive your free gifts, incentives, and an
appreciation discount!
17.
You have options with us; If you have a very tight budget, then
you may choose the slightly less expensive 1-2 hour show (the
only show our competition consistently provides, as indicated)
or our more popular, extremely successful, turbo-deluxe,
party-down with our beautiful babes for 3-8 hours package!
18.
Zero bullshit with us, only truth & honesty, unlike our
competition that pontificates pure crappolla in their gasbag
manner on nearly every page of their websites, ads and business
cards, as well as their scare tactics over the phone! We are
100% principle-centered & integrity-driven in this agency,
something virtually unheard of in this industry or any other
industry for that matter!
19.
Everything you read on this website is absolutely true! And
roughly 95% of the small sample of our girls you view on this
website either are (or were) promoted by this agency! Again,
unlike our crap-for-brains competition who splatters only models
and vivid girls on their cards & website gallery! How deceptive
is that? We tell you the truth about everything when you come
into our world-headquarters!
20.
Our show is the only organized, completely choreographed, fun
and even humorous show in the MN! We have had a policy
for a long time that we DO NOT torture the groom, tear his
clothes off, and beat his ass with a belt, leaving pain, blood &
welts! This torturing the bachelor crap is Neanderthal-like in
nature and conveniently one of the only things offered by our
Cro-Magnon competitors because of their disorganization and lack
of guidance or support for variety and quality non-caveman-like
humor! Ask yourself, what is it your bachelor would enjoy? And
what would everyone really like to see, other than his exposed,
white, pimply, hairy ass?
SO CALL US NOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT!
IF YOUR PARTY IS TODAY, GIVE US A CALL ANYWAY & LET’S SEE IF WE
CAN HELP YOU OUT LAST MINUTE! IT MAY BE POSSIBLE!
952-922-9599 or 612-781-3330
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